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Pen-Top Utensils - First The Moon, Now This

It never ceases to amaze me the great things man can do when he sets his mind to doing something.  When humanity decided we needed to go to space and put a person on the moon, man (as in mankind) figured out how to do it.  When we needed quicker and more efficient ways of killing one another, man figured out how to do that as well.  When we needed handy way to eat at our desks but didn’t want to have to actually use a real utensil, man figured out a solution.

Pen Top UtensilsPen Top Utensils

That’s right, no longer are we forced to use regular utensils like animals.  We now have the option of attaching a handy utensil top to our pen and using our ink filled writing devices as food delivery systems for our mouths.  What, may I ask, is left to invent?  Surely man has reached the pinnacle of human progression?

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7 Responses to “Pen-Top Utensils - First The Moon, Now This”

  1. the real question is… Do TSA workers use these and allowable on the ever safe airlines?

  2. I’m thinking that any pen top knife that can cut food can probably cut someone’s neck…

  3. And it’s like chemical weaponry too, first you slit their throats, then you let pen ink drip down inside and poison them.

    Mike Olbinski’s last blog post..ABC to show ?enhanced? version of Lost season 3 finale

  4. See now you’re thinking…and it’s a little disturbing…

  5. Would had loved to have that in the Army

  6. See, that’s all I’m saying…

  7. Purchase plavix….

    Purchase plavix….

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