Ultimate Bad Ass Round 1: Chuck Norris Bracket

Mike April 15th, 2008 Movies, Television

The Ultimate Bad Ass competition continues today, this time with the Chuck Norris Bracket. It’s actually a pretty spectacular and powerful grouping and the one who ends up making to the final four will have had to kick some major butt.

But before you go on, make sure you’ve voted in the Jack Bauer Bracket. Once you’ve done that, come back here and vote below.

For more information and where to view the bracket, visit our Ultimate Bad Ass main page.

And now, here are the games for the Chuck Norris Bracket. Voting ends on April 20th.

#1 Chuck Norris vs #8 Ethan Hunt

Chuck Norris helped start this whole thing, along with Jack Bauer, and now he squares off against Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible. I have a feeling for Hunt, that this mission to beat Norris may actually BE impossible.

#1 Chuck Norris versus #8 Ethan Hunt

Chuck Norris (69%)
Ethan Hunt (31%)

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#3 Han Solo vs #6 Mad Max

Whew, another solid matchup. Older characters that could still beat the snot out of you in their old age I’d reckon (yes, I said reckon again).

#3 Han Solo versus #6 Mad Max

Han Solo (59%)
Mad Max (41%)

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#2 Jason Bourne vs #7 Maximus

A curious matchup between the most deadly spy in the history of film against a guy who really can only fight in an arena.

#2 Jason Bourne versus #7 Maximus

Jason Bourne (88%)
Maximus (13%)

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#4 John Rambo vs #5 Tony Soprano

Another solid 4 vs 5 matchup as either of these guys could win.

#4 John Rambo versus #5 Tony Soprano

John Rambo (71%)
Tony Soprano (29%)

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Robert 4 months ago 1 point
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Whoever voted for Han Solo was insane. He was a lover / smuggler, not a fighter. Mad Max was a fighter, but just didn't want to get involved. (Ok, after the first movie. :) )

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Scotty Dub 4 months ago 1 point
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Looks like a few people disagree, Han has 4 votes so far.

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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I'm apparently insane :)

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Kory 4 months ago 1 point
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Looks like I am insane as well.

Nice to see Bourne off to a fast start.

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Scotty Dub 4 months ago 1 point
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So that's 3 of the votes, will the fourth fess up? ;-)

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Robert 4 months ago 1 point
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Hey, it is what it is. ;)

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R.A. Porter 4 months ago 1 point
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I voted for Max. I had to do a little quick mental calculation first, though. We know they'll both shoot first, so we need to figure out who's got the quicker trigger finger. I gave the advantage to Max because I figured Han would be sauced.

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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Han killed Greedo because he knew what was coming...he'd do the same to Max

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R.A. Porter 4 months ago 1 point
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Mike, I agree in principle, I just think Max is equally paranoid and has just as strong a survival instinct.

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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Perhaps...we'll see what the voters decide.

Speaking of...we need to get this publicized somehow...only 20 votes each on the Jack Bauer bracket, even though the Wildcard one is up over 40.

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R.A. Porter 4 months ago 1 point
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Well, I don't know if I'd call it "publicized", but I posted links on my musty corner of the web.

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Kory 4 months ago 1 point
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Funny you bring it up. I shot an email this morning to some friends in an effort to spread the good word about the Ultimate Bad Ass competition.

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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Thanks both of you :) A good way to draw people in and help grow the site, but also...fun to just have more people voting and talking about it :)

I know Nicky enlisted some friends for Mr. T (who is still winning) and posted on a forum...

I have a site I run with a big entertainment board, but couldn't get anyone really to come over...strange.

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Robert 4 months ago 1 point
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Seriously, like Mad Max is going to sit down and get all blabby with someone he's going to kill. He has virtually no dialog in all 3 films! He sure as heck isn't going to telegraph his intentions like that idiot n00b Greedo.

At any rate, Han Solo had the walking carpet to take care of his fights. Mad Max loses to Chewbacca, but beats Han Solo 8 times out of 10. I may make up statistics, but they're right 100% of the time.

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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90% of all statistics are made up

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Robert 4 months ago 1 point
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Well, mine are typically 100% made up, but since they're right 100% of the time, it doesn't matter.

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Cap'n Schwartz 4 months ago 1 point
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Wow tough bracket.... here how it breaks down...
Ethan is good, really good, but not Chuck good.. nod to Chuck.

Mad Max / Han Solo, I think the lack of nutrients Max gets from the dog food he eats wears off, and Han comes out the victor, after all, once he wins I can see him saying.. "Hey, it's me!"

I dont see Maximus beating Bourne (mainly cause he's dead already), but I think Jason drops Mr. Maximus before he even gets on the playing field.

Rambo vs Tony... pretty much I see Rambo strangling Tony with a spaghetti noodle....

There you have it, how the Capn sees it...

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Kory 4 months ago 1 point
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@ Robert - interesting logic. Comical none the less.

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Jason 4 months ago 1 point
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Maximus might put on a good show against Bourne but no way does Han Solo take out Mad Max. They don't call him "Mad" for nothing. The guys a killer. He'll kill you. Han Solo would run away and complain and then yell at Chewy. Chewy's a bigger Bad Ass than Han Solo. Don't get me wrong, I like Han Solo, but he's not a bad ass. Mad Max went beyond Thunderdome. Not everyone can do that. Mad Max has got to take Han Solo.

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Cap'n Schwartz 4 months ago 1 point
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@Jason, lol... I counter with, Look, Han shot Darth Vader... not many people do that and live to talk about it... if Max woulda done that he would have been the dog food he eats!!

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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Honestly, I'm just looking forward to Bourne vs. Chuck...because I don't care who you are, there is only one person that can win that matchup.

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