Ultimate Bad Ass Round 1: Jack Bauer Bracket

So here we go, the first week of Ultimate Bad Ass. While we still await the results of the Wildcard Playoff (and Mr. T’s miraculous lead), we are going to get started on the first round of action.
The first games we have are from the Jack Bauer bracket, called thus for Jack being the #1 seed for his group. Hopefully Jack appreciates the honor.
You can see the entire bracket and other information by visiting our Ultimate Bad Ass main page.
(Voting is open until Friday, April 18th)
So let’s get to it:
#1 Jack Bauer versus #8 MacGyver
The star from 24 who can kick the crap out of anyone, and the star from…MacGyver who can build the crap out of anything.
#1 Jack Bauer versus #8 MacGyver
- Jack Bauer (94%)
- MacGyver (6%)
#2 Jackie Chan versus #7 Martin Riggs
The stunt master Jackie Chan faces off against the king of shoulder dislocations, Martin Riggs.
#2 Jackie Chan versus #7 Martin Riggs
- Jackie Chan (72%)
- Martin Riggs (28%)
#3 Dirty Harry versus #6 Benjamin Linus
A very interesting matchup. One guy known for talking with his gun, and the other for using his mind and wit to beat down his opponents.
#3 Dirty Harry versus #6 Benjamin Linus
- Dirty Harry (79%)
- Benjamin Linus (21%)
#4 John Matrix versus #5 James T. Kirk
John Matrix was in Commando, a movie I only saw once a long time ago, and he squares off against the most legendary starship captain of all-time.
#4 John Matrix versus #5 James T. Kirk
- James T. Kirk (69%)
- John Matrix (31%)












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They specifically need to make a 24 episode of Jack slappin around McGuyver....
Although Riggs is cool..he's not Taking Chan...
Linus, I'm afraid thinks he feels lucky...Harry in this one..
Just seeing the Matrix vs Kirk contest cracks me up!! Kirk has a phaser and double clasp back blast shot, Matrix..has everything else... nod to the commando...I mean come on he has to win, you see the kind of sandwiches this guy eats?
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Great contest!
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"Let's get ready to RUMBLE..."
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I couldn't recall his last name so i did quick search and up comes www.letsrumble.com - Go figure.
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Yeah, I like Kirk too, but no way he's taking down The Commando! Unless...Kirk gets close enough to break out the Vulcan Death Grip...
Still, The Commando use machine guns and like bazookas and stuff... Kirk's gonna have a hard time in his fancy pantsuit.
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- Bones gives him a shot of tri-ox compound
- Spock calls out completely logical attack moves
- Scotty stands at the ready at the transporter
- Checkov mans the weapons station
- Sulu has the Conn
- and, Yeoman Rand has a clipboard for no conceivable purpose
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Ben and McGyver really had no chance in this lineup at all. Neither is a badass.
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Scotty Dub's last blog post..The Art and Anguish of the Presentation
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Scotty Dub's last blog post..The Art and Anguish of the Presentation