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Ultimate Bad Ass: Round 2 - The Women’s Bracket

Mike April 24th, 2008 Movies, Television

After a brief speed bump in the Women’s Bracket, we’re back underway and ready to do battle between the baddest of the bad-ass females.

Today in Ultimate Bad Ass, we have four pretty awesome women, yet one of them is pretty tired from the extra sudden death round we had yesterday, so we’ll see how she performs. It’s a tough matchup.

We also have some lower seeds in Round 2 than we had in the previous Round 2 brackets, so either I suck at seeding women (pun intended) or we have some awesome upsets.

I’m anxious to see how it ends up, so here we go!

#1 Ripley versus #6 The Bride

Tired and worn out after having to beat down Sydney Bristow yesterday, The Bride from Kill Bill has to do battle with the alien(s) killer.

#1 Ripley versus #6 The Bride

The Bride (53%)
Ripley (47%)

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#2 Sarah Connor versus #5 Lara Croft

Trained by military men to do battle, Sarah Connor is one tough chick, but can she handle the quick and double-pistol wielding Lara Croft from Tomb Raider?

#2 Sarah Connor versus #5 Lara Croft

Lara Croft (53%)
Sarah Connor (47%)

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Cap'n Schwartz 4 months ago 1 point
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I thought Sidney might pull it out... I guess not :(

Alien slasher vs sword wielding room full dead ninja dudes.... tough one, but I see behind the vail lady winning this by an edge...HA GET IT!?!? edge?!? ahhh nevermind..

Sarah vs Lara is a good one, but Lara has skillz and a killer accent so I see her winning this match-up

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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It's going to be pretty sad when Ripley and Chuck Norris aren't in the next round...crazy.

I almost named this bracket after Ripley too, wish I had!

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The Trousered Ape 4 months ago 1 point
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lol @ Mike "suck on seeding women..."

The Bride is on her way to the finals...let's hope she can hang on to the end. :)

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Cap'n Schwartz 4 months ago 1 point
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I dont get Chuck not winning...

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Jason 4 months ago 1 point
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Ripley and The Bride face off in a heated duel of warrior women. The Bride attempts to strike first but is quickly pushed back by the blazing barrel of Ripley's M41A pulse rifle. The Bride moves quickly, dodging bullets, getting closer and closer to Ripley. Ripley can't seem to hit her. Suddenly, The Bride is close enough to strike a blow with her sword. Ripley is gravely injured, but she barely blinks. How is this possible? Oh yeah, Ripley's a clone. Ripley pulls the trigger on her PN 30 mm pump-action grenade launcher blasting The Bride into a thousand little pieces of red and white confetti raining down on the audience. Ripley wins.

Sarah Connor and Lara Croft meet on the field of battle, but Sarah mistakes Lara and her huge boobs as a terminator (those must be man made, right?) and attempts to learn its mission. Lara, meanwhile, whips out her dual semi-automatic pistols and begins blasting away at Sarah. Unfortunately for Lara, Sarah somehow manages to time travel just before being shot. She reappears minutes later and they must battle again. This continues twelve times until Lara eventually calls for a ruling against "unfair time traveling." The ruling is in her favor. She quickly shoots Sarah in the head ten times. There may or may not be a terminator with orders to kill Lara Croft.

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Cap'n Schwartz 4 months ago 1 point
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LOL.... I think the descriptive the battle scenes from everyone is what I like best about this whole thing... :)

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The Trousered Ape 4 months ago 1 point
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Hilarious - I like those as well.

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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ROTFL - "Calls for a ruling" - that's GOLD Jerry, gold!

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Adrian 4 months ago 1 point
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Mike: "Sucks at seeding women"
Frikkin' hilarious

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Kory 4 months ago 1 point
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@ Jason - Your side-bar commentary is awesome! Certainly adding a little extra to the competition.

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Jason 4 months ago 1 point
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Did I write that out loud? I thought that was all in my head...

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R.A. Porter 4 months ago 1 point
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@Jason, your best yet.

@Mike, that is an *awesome* pun.

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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The pun was great, the sad thing is that it's entirely factual :)

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Mike 4 months ago 1 point
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What the frak! Ripley tied things up!

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Jason 4 months ago 1 point
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Dude, my logic was clearly thought out. Ripley won fair and square. I'm just waiting for Lara Croft to catch up.

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Kory 4 months ago 1 point
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the bride is holding her own against ripley.

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Jason 4 months ago 1 point
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Ripley's pulling ahead...

Lara Croft is catching up...

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