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Breaking News: Angelina Jolie Holding On To Twins Until Later Date

Contrary to early reports put out by Entertainment Tonight online, Angelina Jolie did not give birth to little Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane (if that’s even what they’re really calling themselves) according to People Magazine.

I don’t know what went wrong.  Normally Entertainment Tonight is so dependable, so trustworthy…oh wait, they reported it in the morning…they must have been confused.

At any rate, a rep for the actress tells People that “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

Apparently she’s as big as ever and waiting to pop those babies out at a later date.

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