Did Bale Go Batty and Assault Family?

British media is reporting that the Batman himself, Christian Bale, was to be questioned by police over allegations he assaulted his mother and sister on the night before the European premiere of The Dark Knight.

Apparently the film star’s mother and sister both reported that the 34 year old actor assaulted them at a west London hotel on Sunday.  The two made the allegation at a police station in south England on Monday then the allegation was passed on to Scotland Yard in London.  The questioning is expected to take place on Tuesday (today).

I really don’t know what the big deal here is.  I mean, Bale obviously realized that his mother and sister were terminators sent from the future to kill him before he could lead a rebellion to free humanity so he had to deal with the situation.  Besides, who are we to question Batman’s methods?  We were perfectly happy when he was only assaulting criminals in dark alleys.  Now that he’s assaulting people in the daylight everyone has a problem with it.

Yahoo reports that Bale’s U.S. based representatives did not immediately return messages seeking comment.  Phone calls to Bale’s London representative were not unanswered.

Has anyone tried the Bat-signal yet?  Just a suggestion.

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