Jessica Alba Officially Becomes Cash Warren’s Baby Mama

Jessica Alba continued her journey out of nerdy teenagers’ hearts on Saturday by giving birth to Cash Warren’s love child. Jessica and brand new husband, Cash (as in cold, hard), welcomed a baby girl into the world.

They didn’t name the poor kid anything as obnoxious as Cash (or Apple), but they threaded a pretty fine line. They named the baby girl Honor Marie Warren.

Cash and Jessica got engaged after announcing the impending baby. They were quietly wed on May 19 and then recently moved into a $4M Beverly Hills home.

“It’s a lot of stress to buy a house, have a baby and get married in six months,” she recently told USA Weekend. “It’s a lot of life-changing decisions. I’m really, really secure and happy in my relationship.”

Well, not to sound too condescending, but it’s a little easier when you do it in the right order, Jessica.

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5 Responses to “Jessica Alba Officially Becomes Cash Warren’s Baby Mama”

  1. “I’m really, really secure and happy in my relationship.” …really?

  2. Honor? Are you serious?

  3. I'm serious. On my honor.

  4. From her statement about life changing, does she mean to leave her career and be a house wife ?

  5. I had the exact same thought with her quoted paragraph. At the same time of course, when you can pay someone to simply arrange all sorts of things I'm sure that takes a lot of stress away.

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